The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival! May 3, 2008! Bela Bar! 8pm! OMGRITE?!

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We at The Man Blog have created the ultimate face-melting orgasmic experience for you: The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival!

Featuring bands of such notable celebrities such as Mike “Fucking” Villar, Marco Palinar, Lauren Dado, and some hot Dominic Ochoa lookalike named Ade Magnaye.

“But Unca Ade,” you ask, “How the hell am I gonna get my face rocked off if I don’t know what bands will be playing?” Well, young padawan (oh lookee I inserted a Star Wars joke! I’m a nerd!), the bands that will be playing are:

• Lose Your Beer Belly
• Zoo
• Tempestuous
• Sanity Kit

Beers of the World at Red Box, Makati

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In many cultures, manly men are judged by two things- the type of women they date and the beer they drink. Each type of guy usually drinks a certian kind of beer, and it is far more accurate than any other stereotyping method.

See? Rockers drink Red Horse, yuppies drink San Mig Light (the hardcore yuppies drink San Mig Strong Ice), child laborers drink Beer na Beer, and fathers drink a lot of San Miguel Pale Pilsen. A lot.

However, if you wanna be all sophisticated, worldly, classy and shit, you gotta know what to drink, and where to get it.

Classy Guy

Fortunately for all of us classy men, Red Box is now offering different types of beer.

Blog Silence for Joseph Michael

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The Man Blog shall be observing a week of reverent blog silence for Joseph Michael Racoma, youngest son of J. Angelo and Caren, who passed away early this morning.

To the Racoma family and to all those whose lives were touched by Joseph Michael, you have our prayers and deepest condolences.

Forum is gone brokinated

Editor: Pau | Supposedly Under: announcements | Email this

As you may have noticed, the forum is down. And contrary to what Mike wants you to believe, I had nothing to do with it.

Although I suspect that the recent increase in traffic which lead to the numerous downtimes had something to do with it.

I’m going to try to do something about it. And by that, I mean I’ll try reinstalling the forum software. Hopefully all previous posts will still be retained, but please be prepared for the chance that we might have to start from scratch.

Follow Up Report: The 2007 Man Blog Extravaganza

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OMYGODTHISJUSTBLEWMYMIND…...

There’s a bunch more pictures (and a much longer video) to be found in the forums. But they’re only accessible to forum monkeys with more than 50 posts. Also, if this doesn’t make you want to join the next SEXTRAVAGANZA than you’re legally dead inside.

The 2007 Man Blog Alcohol Celebraganzas

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Nobody thought it could happen again. Everyone said we couldn’t pull it off the second time. They believed such an event is as real as spontaneous human combustion or as illogical as Modus pollens.

But it will happen AGAIN. This Saturday, prepare for another

So if you happen to have missed the first Alcohol Extravaganza, and you are a hot chick who is not afraid of being barraged by inane pickup lines and getting smashingly drunk while being surrounded by a pack of hungry but undoubtedly hot beefcakes (just nod in agreement please), head over to Congo Grille in Ortigas at 8 p.m. this March 3rd.

There’s gonna be lots of food, drinks, male strippers (no, wait), gyrating lap dances, and shirts to be given away. More importantly, the following people will be there:

• Mike “Fucking” Villar

• Adam Mordo

• Squid Villanueva

• Coco Collantes

• Ade Magnaye

• Fritz Tentativa

• Bim Barbieto

• Steel Ventus

• lots of beautiful forum monkeys and monkettes

• probably James Yap, if he’s not busy

You bet it’s gonna be a hell of a spanking good RRRRRRrrrrrape time! So be there, or be absent!

Wrestling Sub-Forum THING! Also, T-N-A! T-N-A!

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And that, my friends, is called “milking it.”

However, please do partake in the really dorky discussions over at The Man Blog’s brand-spanking-new Wrestling Sub-Forum. In here, we tackle the goings-on in each of the current federations—- from the WWE, to TNA, and even to the newly-formed WSX.

And while we’re on the topic, I might as well give you four good reasons why you should also be watching TNA Wrestling.

T3 Baby!

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Okay, here’s what I want you to do: Stop sucking cock for one minute and head over to your nearest convenience store and pick up the January-February issue of T3 Magazine. If you’re anything like me, you’ll probably leaf through a couple of pages and masturbate to new gadgets that represent 5% of the total cost of your parents’ first house and gadgets you probably can’t afford. Once you get that out of the way, turn to page 91 and read the shit written under the blogs section.

Let it sink in for a few minutes. Done? Now say it with me:

HOLY FUCKING CUNT PUSSY MOUTH BURGER EXTREME!

Non-event of the year!

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Activities:

• Short autograph signing session with the TMB Editors
• Ballroom Dancing
• Get seriously fucked up to the point that nobody will be able to speak, go to the bathroom without assistance nor be able to recognize basic shapes and colors.

Celebrities expected to attend:

• Mike "Fucking" Villar
• Balls of Steel
• Adam Mordo
• Site guy Marco
• Site guy Jolo
• A girl named Ella
• Squid
• Pau (?)
• Dennis Roldan

Dropping by?

Call or text me at 0918-6250544 

Or get in touch with us via this forum thread!

Another thing about the two versions of The Man Blog:

Editor: Pau | Supposedly Under: announcements | Email this

Now, on to the real reason for my post:

Those of you who are already on OpenDNS may still find themselves in this alternate universe from time to time. Based on my observations, this can be repaired by yet another simple solution:

DON’T FORGET THE WWW

I found that if I typed the TMB url without the WWW (http://man-blog.com/), I am transported into this alternate universe, but if I do include the WWW (http://www.man-blog.com/), I get back to the real version of the TMB.

And/or you can also try flushing the DNS cache in your computer by doing this (c/o TackTeck & thanks to Ade):

So that’s just some of the ways of repairing your access to TMB. Please remember that we’re just as stumped as you guys as to why this is happening. It’s all guess work as far as we’re concerned. If you have other observations you’d like to share, don’t hesitate to get in touch with us.

Hopefully, this problem will resolve itself once we’ve transferred hosts.