Follow Up Report: The 2007 Man Blog Extravaganza
It’s been a couple of days since the latest Man Blog Sextravaganza, and people are still wondering what the hell happened.
I was one of the least drunk people there, and I still can’t fully remember what exactly happened. All I can recall was that there were no shirts, and some girls were eating gravel, a wild seal escaped, and almost bit off Coco’s hand, and the beer tasted like Mike’s piss.
Luckily we have some pictures to shed some light on the whole evening. Or at least prove to my mother that I have friends. To protect the guilty, the names of some of the people have been changed. (Rub on the pictures to enlarge them)
Here’s Mike contemplating an evening wherein he had to pay for everything.
Speaking of Mike, here’s a picture of HotBabe#1 secretly taking a picture of me as HotBabe#2 and Cream cheer her on. They have a problem with their eyesight and we think it’s best not to bring it up.
Speaking of HotBabes, here’s a picture of Bobo and Cream as Cream teaches Bobo how to masturbate.
Speaking of masturbating, here’s Peter describing the size of his turd that morning.
Speaking of turds, here’s a picture of my legs.
Speaking of my legs, here’s Cream fantasizing about mine.
Speaking of fantasies, here’s some more hot chicks saying they’ve got better legs. At the end of the night, I took out my baseball bat and learned them good. Now they’re back in the kitchen where they belong.
Speaking of bitches, here’s another picture of Mike!
Speaking of Mike, here’s a bunch of pics of more hot chicks without captions!:
Speaking of pirate tits, here’s a picture that will forever haunt our memory.
Speaking of OMYGODTHISJUSTBLEWMYMIND…...
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There’s a bunch more pictures (and a much longer video) to be found in the forums. But they’re only accessible to forum monkeys with more than 50 posts. Also, if this doesn’t make you want to join the next SEXTRAVAGANZA than you’re legally dead inside.
