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Making the world stupider. One article at a time.

May 2008
09: The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival! It Was AWESOME! Or so I’ve been told.
08: The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival Aftermath - A night of Fail
07: Banana Gangbang Rock Festival Focus: Marco "The Site Guy" Palinar
06: So I Know This Guy...
05: TMB Presents: The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival
April 2008
29: Children's Books Made of WRONG
28: The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival! May 3, 2008! Bela Bar! 8pm! OMGRITE?!
24: On Palm Readers and Other Sorcery
23: The Steelmeister’s Recipes of Masculinary Genius for the Common Man Who’s Pressed for Budget
22: The Bird Post
16: An Open Letter To That Very Cute Chinita Barista At Seattle's Best Coffee Tomas Morato
04: Beers of the World at Red Box, Makati
March 2008
30: Coquito Von Tito Stylish Moustache in a Can
27: We Got Tickets, Bitches (A Wrestlemania 24 Predictions Post)
26: How to avoid a bad case of Death!
25: JUMPER in Five Painstaking Minutes
24: TMB Side Projects
17: Standing At Attention: The Mystery of Morning Wood
14: Dusty Old Farts
12: The New Seven Deadly Sins: I'm Screwed
11: Bim and Coco's Stupid College Videos: Beer Commercial!
04: TMB Band Discography
03: Just In Time For Next Year's Oscars!
02: The Top 5 Most Unfortunate Toy Ideas
01: Chuck Norris vs. Yo Momma Round 2
February 2008
28: The Beginner's guide to winning online debates
28: Why Steel Hates Mike Villar
27: Broccoli of Dating
26: TMB MotherfuCARZ: Fernando: Autopimp 5000.
25: The Man Blog Does Dubai
22: The Bim's Dating Guide
21: Mad Skillz
20: Negative Thinking For Idiots
19: Coco Likes Having Enemies: The Official Two-Step Guide to Twittering for the Twitter Noob.
18: How to Quit Being a Ninja
15: Baddie and TMB Love You
13: Sanitary Napkin Manliness
13: Potpourri? More Like COCOurri!
08: Super Mario GaWiixy
07: Freska's Beer Balloon
07: Harry Potter and the Order of the Wiinix!
06: Because I like to think my opinions matter: Tekken 6
01: JUNO? More Like SUCK-O!
January 2008
31: "Spell My Name" Game: LOL Receipts
28: Hello Sir Have a Nice Day. Oh btw, Please stop being fat
22: The Picking Up Women Series: STARBUCKS
22: Coco From 13 Years Ago Sorta Covers the WWF Mayhem In Manila Tour!
21: The Anatomy of a Man Blog Article
15: C.I.L.F.
11: Five Fearless Forecasts for Two Thousand and… Five? No, Eight.
09: Inner Child Therapy: On Aging
08: Steel's End of the Year Year-Ender
07: Five 2007 Posts Ade Wishes He Never Wrote
02: Mikey's top 5 most awful posts of 2007
December 2007
29: Coco's Top Five of 2005! Wait--- Dammit!
28: My Top Posts in 2007
27: On Fitting Rooms
24: Greatest Ninja in the World
19: Sock Puppet Theater Presents: Bim and Coco From Four Years Ago Were Really Mature
17: Christmas Shopping
11: Muzak. Nostalgia. Sucktitude
07: RING OF FIRE!!!
05: Review: Into The Woods (A Musical)
03: BREAKING NEWS: The Man Blog Declares Coup D'état! OMG!
November 2007
30: The Philippine Media: LOLCasting at its best
27: Bim's Sleeping Tips
20: The Mix Tape...Of Love!
19: The Secret History of The Grand Order of FAIL
14: TMB Slumbook Galore: Steel.
13: TMB Slumbook Galore: Fritz.
10: Weekend Repost Series: An Exclusive Interview with Manny Pacquiao
09: Why Bim Hates Mike Villar
07: TMB Slumbook Galore: The Bim
07: Rejected Filipino Dubs: Harry Potter
06: TMB Slumbook Galore: Baddie.
05: TMB Slumbook Galore: Mikey.
04: TMB Slumbook Galore: Ade.
October 2007
30: TMB Slumbook Galore: Coco.
24: The Dip. Marry-ability
22: Pinoy Mano Mano
19: Lips of an Agent
18: How to be an Internet Elitist
17: Jack Bauer Lite
16: A Fucked-up Fairy Tale
15: Resignation Letter
13: Weekend Repost Series: Throwing the Perfect Ovary Punch
12: Who Should Watch Resident Evil 3: Extinction?
11: Teri Hatcher Speaks Up!
10: An Open Letter of Apology to the Cast and Crew of Desperate Housewives
03: Blog Silence for Joseph Michael
01: Talking to Myself
September 2007
28: It's Hard Being a Cannibal
27: Mutt, Me, and Insect Bites
26: A Message to the Blogger I Nearly Beat up Very Early Last Sunday
24: So You're De-Evolving
21: On Office Presentations
18: Rejected Filipino Dubs for Grey's Anatomy
17: The Pearl Boy Dating Experience
14: Dealing With Break-Ups: The Whoopi Goldberg Masturbation Challenge
13: Jive
12: Foreign Language
11: JUSTICE!
10: Taxi Ride
06: How I almost passed out at the gym
05: Writing for a Living Sucks Part V: The Third World Writer
04: What was it like before books were invented?
02: Filipino Driver Aptitude Test
August 2007
30: I wanna stop being stupid!
29: My Homebrew Atari 2600 Games
28: How to resist Raping little kids
23: Picking Up Women Series: The Playah’s Guide to Being Discreet
22: Love is a pair of sneakers
20: Chuck Norris vs. Yo Momma
16: Understanding System Crashes
14: A day in the life of TMB
13: Breaking News: Hello Kitty Watches the Watchmen
10: The Retard's Guide to Urban Transportation: The Taxi... of Love
08: The Man Blog's SUPER ULTIMATE MEGA SEX QUIZ!
06: Okay Kids, Back to the Dungeons!
04: Weekend Repost Series: Shawarma: A Survival Guide
03: These Are My Super Powers
02: Screwed Six Ways to Sunday
July 2007
31: Noches de Pasion En Preso #2
28: Weekend Repost Series: Fiddling with Google
25: Noches de Pasion En Preso #1
24: Ade Versus the Buffet Table
23: Hi Ralph
19: Gadget Review: HP iPAQ rx4540 Mobile Media Companion
18: I Want to Become A Superhero
17: Zombie Apocalypse LOL!
16: The Man Blog Does Singapore
14: Weekend Repost Series: Mr. Lee
12: Inner Child Therapy: Welcome to the Blogosphere
11: zOMG! you're in the future!
09: 10 Reasons Why the Transformers Movie Rocks Face
05: The League of Extraordinary TV Gentlemen (and Ladies)
04: Gay Best Friend. Only Straight.
02: Face-Rocking Covers #1: Transformers
June 2007
30: Weekend Repost Series: DETECTIVE MAN!
28: Il Pirata, Ecstasy
27: How We Blog
26: Retro Man Blog: Rappers Say the Darndest Shiznit
22: Future Pets: The iCat
21: 50 Reasons Why Sesame Street Sucks!
20: One Fine Day At Work
19: Your Way Out: Solution in 3 Shades of Awesome
18: Know Your Comic Book Characters with Dr. Doom #2: Silver Surfer
17: Weekend Repost Series: The 2000 Year-Old Virgin
15: Job Hunt
14: Introspection: A Chat With My Inner Child
11: Ten Most Spoken Languages in the Planet
07: Another TMB Pokernight and Beertravaganza
06: Rejected Filipino dubs for Heroes
05: The Secret
01: My Macbook and Gay Fingazzz!
May 2007
31: Honeyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
29: Bitterness
28: Men, Let's Talk About Menstruation!
24: The picking up women series: Self Confidence
22: Quasi-Girlfriend: A Weekend in the life of a Rising Internet Star
21: The Internets: The Man Blog Guide
17: Coco's Surprise BirthdYAY Party!
16: Dear Nelly
15: Quarterlife Crisis: How I Suck at Living.
14: How To Work Out
10: Listening To Some Brand New Arcade Fire
09: These Boots are Made for Walkin'
08: Know Your Comic Book Characters with Dr. Doom #1: Spider-Man
06: Know Your Jologs: People Who Should Be Taken Out Of Their Misery
04: A love letter to Helga
01: The life of Jose Mari Chan part 1: History
April 2007
27: Spunkier Man-Jizzle
26: Sammiches!
25: MRT Mega Adventure Fantasy Fun!
24: The Joys of Being a Bachelor
21: Advertisment: Concert Tickets
20: An Open Letter to the Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT
19: I want to be ripped like Jesus
18: The Man Blog Poker Night (How Mikey won the Internets)
17: Stupid Advice for Stupid Paranoids
13: Shit. Toilet Water. All Over My Pants. Also Hungover.
12: Common Forum Terminologies
11: TMB's Easter Rabbit Hunt Guide
10: Sock Puppet Theater Presents: Coco From 14 Hours Ago Is A Fucking Idiot
09: When You’re Fat (and possibly smelly), Do. Not. Push. It.
06: Chillin' with Mother Ricky Reyes
05: Meatless Pulutan for the Weekend
04: Mister Rainbow Unicorn
03: Forum is gone brokinated
03: Welcome to The Kingdom of Loathing!
02: HAIKU!
March 2007
30: Dear Mr. Internets
29: Rejected Jesus LOL Scripts: Untitled Michael J. Fox Pilot
28: Frank Miller's 300 in 5 minutes
27: Know Your Jologs: The Sexually Deprived
26: Gifts for your materialistic GF
23: The More You Know: Larry The Cable Guy
20: Join the Twitter party
19: LAMEcast Episode 3: April Zara
15: Soon: Dooced.
14: Steel is a Freakin’ Fagnet!
13: My Little Friend
12: Sock Puppet Theater Presents: Congratulations Graduates! Eat My Asshole!
09: Comic Collector Live
08: Smell this Vulva
07: Troubleshooting Your Girl: Dieting
06: Trump stomps on beauty queen's dreams
06: Follow Up Report: The 2007 Man Blog Extravaganza
05: Bullshit
01: The 2007 Man Blog Alcohol Celebraganzas
February 2007
28: The 2007 Bleeding Ear Awards: 6CycleMind
26: Spotting psycho bitches
25: Houseband
24: Know Your Jologs: The gAnGzTaHs
23: Manna From Heaven?
22: Wrestling Sub-Forum THING! Also, T-N-A! T-N-A!
21: Lucky Pig
20: Know Your Jologs:Jologry through Fashion
15: Know Your Male Anatomy Series: Taking Care of the Yarbles
14: Advertisement: Breast Augmentation Implants
13: Hate mail! LOLz!
09: The Beatles: Love
08: Know Your Jologs Part 1
07: Undone
06: FHM, people.
05: On the whole Virginity Thing
02: Incubus: Light Grenades
01: Writing for a Living Sucks Part IV: Respect
January 2007
31: Live A.I.D.S.
30: Just When You Thought You’ve Seen Everything…
29: Hi, I’m Squid Villanueva and I was Molested as a Child
27: Mike Villar’s wonderful world of Mental disorders: A story about anxiety, panic, agoraphobia, depression and murder
26: Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos
25: Here we see a side of Pau we've never seen before.
23: Writing for a Living Sucks Part III: Movies
22: Super Suggestive
19: Ronald McDonald, you scare me.
18: Writing for a Living Sucks Part II: Television
17: OCD: The Musical
16: Writing for a Living Sucks Part I: Print
15: Interrupted
14: T3 Baby!
12: Sam Milby can't deny he's gay
10: The Middle Child Syndrome
09: Know Your Male Anatomy Series: The Balls
08: When Women Go Shopping
05: The Caucasian's guide to transportation in the Philippines: The Traysikel
December 2006
29: Reason for the Season
28: Show Your Godparents Some Love, You Little Runt!
26: My Experience at the Man Blog Alcohol Extravaganza
22: Non-event of the year!
22: "Blue Monsoon" by Sound
21: The rest of The Man Blog writes Santa!
20: Dear Santa
12: Go See! Tenacious D! In The Pick of Destiny!
11: On Caroling Nowadays
08: Another thing about the two versions of The Man Blog:
06: The 2006 Bleeding Ear Awards: Marc Abaya
05: Home TV Shopping
04: Ideology of the Word "FUCK"
November 2006
30: PhP 10,000 photo contest updates
30: Chess Players required to undergo drug testing
29: Top Re-Cut Trailers
28: Dead Babies
27: On the Angelica Panganiban Photoshopped Calendar Pics
24: December 22 is Global Orgasm Day
23: Best Joke In The World
22: An Exclusive Interview with Manny Pacquiao
21: Pesky Christmas Carolers?
20: Paid Review: Hollywood Snark
17: Bigots In A Theater!
16: What's Wrong With This Message?
15: Reasons For the Recent Lack of Updates
14: Flags of Our Fathers
13: Got balls?
09: Shopping for Clothes: The Retrosexual Challenge
08: Match.com Rocks!
06: A Momentary Disturbance
03: Things to Cheer You Up
01: Bim and Coco Cover the Smackdown Survivor Series Tour!
October 2006
31: A disappointing interview with Paulo Coelho
30: An Act Most Sinister
27: The Man Blog Wants to Take You Shopping...
25: An Open Letter to My Brain
24: Mein Fucking Kampf
23: Sometimes
21: I Wanna Get into Sports
20: "Miggy" needs your help
18: I Am a Fucking Prophet
17: The Nobleman's guide to office banter
16: Down the Highway: An Advice Column for Emos
13: The Gentleman's Guide to the MRT/LRT
12: 1 Year of Unnecessary Censorship
11: Emily Proctor Gets Naked
10: Give Shaquille O'Neal A Nobel Prize For Being the SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!
06: Voyeurism and Distractions
05: No updates today because....
04: The Man's Midsection
02: Exclusive Milenyo Pics
September 2006
29: Better Late than Dead
28: The Christmas Shopping Survival Guide
26: Pau's MP3 Player Comparison
25: REDWIRE DLX: The First iPod Compatible Jeans from Levi's
21: Rejected Prison Break Scripts
20: Yahoo Avatars: How Gay Can You Go?
19: Dredg
18: OMG HOTDOG LOL
15: Grow Up Boy!
14: I need more bands like Breaking Benjamin
14: Top That!
13: LAMEcast episode 2: Koryn
12: Sitti's Album Is A Crock Of Shit!
11: On The 911 Conspiracy
08: EGGzzzz!!!
08: Cows
07: But I HAVE a Handicap! I'm a Retard!
06: Urchins!
05: R.I.P. Steve
04: LAMECAST episode 2 teaser: Koryn
August 2006
30: Snakes On A Motherfucking Photoshop Mega Adventure!
29: Riting is Easie: The Second Coming of Christ
28: Snakes on a Plane: The Man-Blog Staff Review
25: When You Love Hate Your Job
24: Things I’ve Learned From Steven Seagal
24: Snakes On A Motherfucking Plane!
23: Jesus ROLL!
22: Who Should be Man's Ultimate Best Friend?
21: Riting is Easie: Read, Fucker
18: Hangovers
17: Proper Use and Abuse of Friends
16: The Man Blog's guide to The Man Blog
15: Steve Ballmer replies to blogger's email
14: Sifting through the shitpool that is the blogosphere
10: An Open Letter to my Roommate The Ninja
09: Troubleshooting Your Girl: Read Her Mind!
08: Coco's Mixed Tape... OF LOVE
07: The Misogynist’s Guide to Dating: The Risks of Rape
04: BRICK
03: Ask Adam Anything
01: How to (avoid)win arguments in a relationship
July 2006
30: Take Anything You Want
28: JESUS LOL
27: Fiddling with Google
26: The 2006 Bleeding Ear awards (part 2)
25: Wedding Preparations
24: So You're Being Chased by a Zombie
21: More Manly Grooming Tips From Your Brute Friends At the Man Blog
19: The 2006 Bleeding Ear awards (part 1)
18: Gary Coleman in the middle of muticolored circles! yay!
18: Adam Mordo on Road Rage
17: The real man’s guide to grooming III: Going (a little) Metro on your Face!
14: Boy, am I Fat.
12: The Misogynist’s Guide to Dating: Rape
11: LameCast: Erotica time with Apu
10: Special report: The Nuclear Holocaust survival guide
07: When covers are more than a remake
06: The Female Anatomy
05: Angels & Airwaves "We Don't Need to Whisper"
04: The Nobleman's guide to blogging: Your readers
03: Picking Up Women 101, Module 2
June 2006
30: Oh Holy Fuck I’m Losing My Hair!
28: Forum feature: MS paint art - Your dream vacation
27: The Atrocities of Friendster Vs. MySpace Patrol
27: The real man's guide to grooming II: The Hair
25: So, You Can't Write Shit?
23: The Retard’s Guide to Life: Stress Management
22: Notes for the Aspiring Internet Rockstar Part II of II: How to Be an Asshole
21: The Man Blog Tries to Keep its Readers Alive
19: Movie
19: The World Cup!
16: The real man's guide to grooming: Shaving
15: Troubleshooting Your Girl: Your Wallet Beckons
14: Notes for the Aspiring Internet Rockstar Part I of II: Be an Asshole
10: Mr. Lee
09: Lifestyle Network
08: Man, your penis sure looks swe… ALIEN INVASION!!!!!
07: Curses! Foiled Again!
05: Special Report: Hurley is a Badass
02: Rappers say the darndest shiznit
01: Picking Up Women 101: Introduction and Basic Methodology
May 2006
31: Books real men should read part 2
30: In the beginning, Cyclops DIES!
29: The Atrocities of Friendster: Speed dating edition
26: Rejected CSI Miami Scripts - Part Two
25: iPod Earphone Cord Manager
24: Reading the Da Vinci Code doesn't make you a Grail Historian
23: I am become death: Creating a last will and testament
22: Rejected CSI Miami Scripts - Part One
19: A Wake of Retarded
17: I am become death
17: No Updates
15: Poseidon a Non-expert review
11: Rejected CSI Scripts Part 1
09: A mother's day special
08: The Manly Man part 3: Your Manly peers
05: Breakfast in Awesometown
04: Sport extreme: wall climbing for beginners
03: Man-Blog Does Hong Kong: Day 1 – Shopping and Shit
02: The Manly Man Part 2: The Manly Man Quiz
01: Best Phone Call. Ever.
April 2006
28: Forum Feature: Let's Write A Story
27: Man Blog's Morning After Breakfast
26: The Manly Man part 1: We need manly men
25: Shawarma: A survival guide
24: Inside the Men's Room
21: Alternative Weekend Vol. 1: Surfing
19: Raise a winner! not a pussy!
18: Wrestlemania Parties for Third World Dummies
17: Things you shouldn't talk about on a first date
13: A very stupid conversation
12: LAMEcast episode 1: Denise Albert
11: Restaurant Review
10: Top 5 Reasons Why American Idol Sucks
07: Throwing the Perfect Ovary Punch
06: The Wide World of Beer
05: Hit the road like a man
04: The Work-at-Home Dad: time issues
03: The Top Ten Prettiest Things I’ve Seen on the Web
March 2006
31: So You've Accidentally Killed Your Boss
30: Cooking with Beer
29: THE FORUM IS UP!
27: The Slacker's guide to corporate success: The art of griping
26: The 2000 Year-Old Virgin
26: Forum Indefinitely Down
23: Body Slam for God
23: Know Your Male Anatomy Series: The Prepuce
22: The Man Blog Forum
21: Quitting 9rules
21: V for Vendetta
20: Dear Man Blog
17: On Men & Movies
16: Fingering episode in the headlines
16: A poll
15: MySpace Patrol Episode 3
14: Nissan Pathfinder
13: Print ads that are a cut above the rest
10: How To Tell If Your Partner Is Cheating
09: Carjacking and other skills
08: The Nobleman's guide to blogging: Meet your bloggers part 2
07: Double Bill Film Review: King Kong (2005) and Transporter 2
06: Aging Gracefully
03: Something to Talk About
02: Great games for your Pocket PC
01: What's in a Brew?
February 2006
28: Ugly Fuckface no more: Pau's makeover
27: The Farm at San Benito
24: Call to Arms (updated)
23: The Nobleman's guide to blogging, a mini-series: Meet your bloggers
22: A Man's Guide to Brokeback Mountain
21: Ask Scaebolah (A Late Valentine's Day Edition)
20: Need a jolt? Try the caffeine nap
17: I am not Mike Fucking Villar!
16: Office Guns
15: The Ultimate Guide on How to Score: Tip #3, or How to Discover Your Own Bonnie
14: Adding more punch to your Pocket PC
13: A message from the CEO, Inter-office memorandum
10: Beer for Valentines
09: A POST TO MAKE YOU SICK!!!
08: The price of fame
07: What Really Happened
06: (Re)Legalize the Duel!
04: Pre-valentine's reminders from your friends at The Man Blog
02: Operation: Mindcrime II
01: Pimp our site, and a very late announcement
01: Uncyclopedia
January 2006
31: Norristiandom: Towards A Manly Man Religion
30: Sleek, compact, lightweight: Kodak's latest Easy Share V570
28: The Gayness of Tom Cruise
27: Parental reviews at ScreenIt.com
26: The Slacker's guide to corporate success: Faking it
25: Manny Pacquiao Wins Rematch
24: Geeks, Girls, and Genetic Advantage
23: I hate you for making me fat and I hope you die a slow painful death.
20: Porn 2.0 with Socialporn
19: String quartet tribute to your favorite bands
18: Incident in Saudi Arabia leaves people baffled
17: The Danger of Sith-style Politics
16: MySpace Patrol episode 2
13: Man Blog Shuts Down! (News from the future)
12: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
11: Josie Maran photos
11: Tired face proven shock treatment
10: We are family: A behind the scenes look at the Man Blog
09: Ask Scaebolah! (or, Friendly Legal Solutions to Real Life Problems)
06: My White Sauce
05: Books REAL men should read.
05: Most Erotic Teens
04: The "Limits" of Free Speech
03: Ancient Egypt in future New York (an Immortel: Ad Vitam movie review)
02: Ben Folds - Songs for Silverman
01: Maike Evers is so hot it's almost incomprehendable
01: Who wants to be Paris Hilton's bodyguard? Me! me! me!
01: 2005 in Pictures
December 2005
31: Your mother has the hottest ass in town (Part 1)
30: The Pretty Young Girl
29: Desperate Housewives star slapped with acts of lasciviousness charges
28: Pope Benedict prays for peace
27: Myspace patrol episode 1
27: The Bluetooth Vibrator
26: Mmmmm....Brains
25: The Oblation Run and Freedom of Speech
23: The Man-Blog editor application process
23: Speed Dating Is Here!
22: Holy