Coco's Top Five of 2005! Wait--- Dammit!
So here’s a list of my favorite articles for the year that was two thousand and seven.
1. Sock Puppet Theater Presents: Coco From 14 Hours Ago Is A Fucking Idiot.
This, of course, was the birth of a series that I’m particularly proud of, since it boasts my undeniable talent in drawing socks committing murder and suicide (with only the use of a mouse) on MSPaint.
2. Coco’s Surprise BirthdYAY Party!
I had as much fun writing about this amazing party as I did being there. Not only was I able to spend one of the best birthdays ever with TMB folk, I also got to call Pau a fag and poke fun at special children while coming up with this article. Good deal!
I hate being Johnny O’Braggy (WHAT), but considering the success of this series, I would just like for everyone to acknowledge the fact that this was kind of my brainchild. Also, I have an IQ of 142, a car, a DVD and CD collection running up to the thousands in units, a gargantuan penis, and I shit 8 pounds of gold every other Friday.
4. Sock Puppet Theater Presents: Congratulations Graduates! Eat My Asshole!
Although CF14HAIAFI comes after CG!EMA! in the Man Blog chronology, I originally posted this as my second Sock Puppet Theater article on my i.ph blog. I like to refer to the animation here as Sock Puppet 2.0, as you may notice that my creations have evolved from mere gun-toting two-dimensional entities to gasoline-chugging and cliff-diving albeit still two-dimensional beings. Behold!
5. My Experience at the Man Blog Alcohol Extravaganza.
Everything else I wrote this year was pretty meh so I’m putting the last entry I made for the year 2006 as my number five (with a bullet). It chronicles the first major celebraganza held by TMB. There were mostly dudes; it was borderline depressing.
