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Coquito Von Tito Stylish Moustache in a Can

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Tired of sporting the same old facial shrubbery day in and day out? Do you wish you could manipulate your moustachial facade on a regular basis? Want to liberate from cuts and nicks a razor blade and spasmodic hands bring? Ever wondered why Coco often write mustache when he clearly means moustache? Our el sympatico editor-o extraordinaire may exhibit amusing peculiarity when it comes to spelling, but he’s definitely not to be sneezed at in the realm of unbridled panache and fuzz-free innovation. “Coquito Von Tito Stylish Moustache in a Can” allows you to vary the hue and figure of your sub-nasal forestation, while at the same time bypassing the seemingly endless itchy months associated with facial hair cultivation.

Convenient, self-adhesive, dishwasher-safe. And with a variety of designs to choose from, you can be the charming hirsute rascal every young chap has been dreaming of befalling in no time.

The El Diablo (as sported by Squid)

The Quadrustache (as sported by Pau)

The Abusive Dad (as sported by Mikey)

The Upper-facial Stache (as sported by Baddie)

The Dirty Sanchez (as sported by Ade)

The Inverted Head Full Beard (Guaranteed water-proof, as sported by Adam Mordo)

The Matisyahu (as sported by Fritz)

The Brazilian Herpestache (as sported by Bim)

So what are you waiting for? Go get one now and watch them cotton-pickin’ ladies come to you, you burgeoning Charles Bronson you!

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