"Spell My Name" Game: LOL Receipts
When I call for food delivery, I make it a point to not spell out my name even if they beg for it. Here’s why:
Aside from saving on mobile phone airtime, I’d LOL-and-behold when I read out how they managed to spell my name on the OR. Funny tiems! Believe me, for people over the other end of the phone, the name FRITZ turns out to be a chore to spell correctly.
I present to you below samples of the purported “LOL Receipts.” These are all from restaurants because I’m a food-delivery junkie like that, despite my being the self-proclaimed great chef. The first three are from the same restaurant whose name shall be withheld to protect the innocent culprit.
Fred Entativa. Yes, close enough.
Take away the last letter of the first name and the first letter of the last name.
Meet Frit, Fred Entativa’s twin brother (refer to Exhibit A for Fred’s instance)
Another Fred, different surname
Lastly, the best of the bunch IMHO, and winning best in penmanship (drum roll please!):
Dan-da-raraaaaaaaaan-dapita! DANDAPITA!
04:34 PM
HUHLOLZ! Checking out TMB’s reinstated comments system.
05:32 PM
My officemate asked me the reason behind my laughing fit over a couple of receipts.
Dandapita! HUHLOLZ!!
12:41 AM
What’s a “PORKO” and why does it cost 560 bucks, Fritz? If that is your real name. Dun dun dunnnn.
I’ve gotten “Joko Kulante” a couple of times. But the worst one has to be “Walter.” Operator lady must have been on crack.
09:42 AM
PORKO is a pizza variant. And a clue is born!
02:46 AM
BWAHAHAHAHA! Frit Entativa FTW!