TMB Slumbook Galore: Baddie.
Name: Gino Carteciano
Superhero Name: Baddie
Hometown: Sta. Rosa City, Where the Magic Is!
Birthday: September 29, 1981
Zodiac Sign: Hot Blind Chick Holding a Wicked Awesome Sword and the Scales… OF JUSTICE!!!11
Motto: Ihi lang ang pahinga.
Describe yourself.
I’m mysterious like a rosary inside Batman’s secret pocket when he’s hiding in the shadows on a moonless night. So mysterious, in fact, that the other TMB fucktards kept a belief that I didn’t exist and I was just a figment of their collective drunk-ass imagination. But I did manage to prove my existence to a number of them. And then they started spreading the rumor that my hands smell like pekpek. Assholes.
Who was your first love?
Sailor Venus.
Define Love.
It is undefinable. HAHAHAHAHA!!! No, seriously. I mean, come on.
What is your greatest dream?
I was this dude in armor wielding a giant flaming sword, right? I mounted a fire-breathing black dragon, and when I say “black”, I mean he was always like “Jump on me, foo’! I gon’ pop a cap in them niggas! I’z serious, dawg!” We then teamed-up with zombie pirates and we fought vampire ninjas! There were explosions and bodies flying everywhere! And then lesbian robots arrived. We all had sex. Oh, and we were all in space. That’s my greatest dream.
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What.
Favorite Color?
Aqua Bluish Crimson.
Favorite Expression?
AY POTANGENA NAMAN!!!
What’s the dumbest thing you have ever seen?
This:
First Kiss?
Too many to mention.
Most Embarrassing Moment?
The moment I realized I’m enjoying this too much and I’m actually considering answering more questions. I stop now.
Dedication:
Hey, thanks for reading! Hope we’ll be BFFs! Mwahugz!
J.A.P.A.N. – Just Always Pray At Night
I.T.A.L.Y. – I Trust and Love You
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. – Hope Our Love Lasts and Never Dies
P.A.R.I.S. – Please Always Remember I’m Sincere
