TMB Slumbook Galore: Coco.
Name: Coco Collantes
Hometown: Las Piñas City
Birthday: May 9, 1984
Zodiac Sign: The Cougar
Motto: Hello, motto.
Describe yourself.
Hey, I’m Coco, and the only thing I got going for me is that I can answer more than half of the questions on Jeopardy. That’s about it. I have nothing else to offer to the ladies. Ooh, I don’t know if this helps, but I can also name all the active referees currently employed by TNA Wrestling, or the actor who played Senator Bail Organa in Episodes II and III of the Star Wars saga, or the bands that Atom Willard used to drum for before becoming a full time Angel & Airwave. What’s that you’re saying? That didn’t help at all? In fact, that only made the chances of me ever touching a woman even worse? Son of a…
Who was your first crush?
She was a childhood friend, and she was my first kiss, too. We were both around 6 years old, and we were playing Sleeping Beauty when that happened. Her family soon migrated to the States and a few years later, she was diagnosed with leukemia. I’m not kidding. But you laughed, didn’t you? Someone’s going to hell when they die. Isn’t that right, Jesus As An Assertive Businessman, Shaking Hands With A Couple of Indians?
What’s being in love like?
Being in love is when you have someone to fetch you your slippers and the day’s newspaper when you get home from work, hand-feed you with grapes, ventilate you with giant feathery fans, and serve you with pandesal and Mang Tomas at your beckon call, all whilst you stroke the ambush of Siberian tigresses sitting in your living room.
Define “pain.”
Pain is that excruciating sensation you get when a friend asks you to sit down and listen to an entire Deftones or Nine Inch Nails album.
What is your greatest dream?
Three-way with Mandy Moore and a giant, talking Mexican flatbread named Señor Pancake. Oh yeah.
