TMB Slumbook Galore: Mikey.
Name: Mike Villar
Hometown: The QC
Birthday: March 4, 1982
Zodiac Sign: The gLOLd Fish
Motto: Time is gLOLd.
On Being Mikey.
Im a simple young boy, im taking up BS Nursing in Far Eastern University, im now 3rd yr. yah ryt!. Im experimental in everything like my clothes, hairstyle, personality what i like to do. i like discovering new things im so concious’ ... some people say’s I look “masungit/suplado daw” pero im not nman mukha lang, ako kasi pag nice yung isang tao grabe mabait akoh. Im quit type lang pero pag naging close na tau makulet akoh yah? im sweet kaya nga ang daming nakakamis-interpret ng sweetness koh, thoughtful sobra, im fun to be with, easy to deal with, approchable, smiling face, and friendly!
Tapos nung bata ako nagkamali ng tuli yung doctor sa akin kaya yung bird ko may balat na malaki na nakapulupot malapit sa may burat part. Pag tinignan mo sya ng maigi para syang Wrap-around dog ng Smokeys. Pero I love my bird sobra!
Describe your ideal woman
Actually gusto ko lang ng simpleng girlaloo! Pero syempre dapat presentable naman diba kamusta? Gusto ko yung mukhang igorot na foreigner kaya tipong hindi masyadong maputi pero blonde yung buhok, you know? Parang nilagyan ng Agua Oxinada? Ganung color! ya!
Tapos gusto ko petite lang sya kasi dyahe naman kung mas matangkad sayo yung girl di-buh? Tapos importante rin yung legs! Kasi sobrang attracted ako sa legs! Kasi syempre tipong pag sex na gusto kong dilaan yung legs ng girl! Tapos duduraan ko sya sa tenga o kaya iihian ko sya sa mukha! Pero sometimes lang naman! Not always! Duh!
Natuturn-on din ako pag “Young looking” yung girl noh, parang grade school. Di naman siguro pedophile tawag dun da-buh? Just saying my preference!
Ay wait lang ha, I found a picture, parang like this:

Miss! Scientist ka ba? Kasi LAB kita! Muwahugtytz!
Do you believe in Hell?
Sure! Manure! Ang idea ko ng hell is being a young Kano who looks like Chris Farley. Tapos pipilitin ako ng Dad ko to practice playing a small guitar while he stands creepily behind me without a shirt on tapos may pana sya! Scary kaya! Like this o:

Skurrrryyyyyy kaya!

