TMB Slumbook Galore: Steel.
Name: Ramil Ventus
Name in the Army: Brigadier Staff Sergeant Steel Ventus IV
Hometown: Manila, where jeepneys fly!
Birthday: December 19, 1981
Zodiac Sign: Squirrel
Motto: Do not do unto others what you can do today.
Describe yourself.
I’m TMB’s resident stud muffin. This tough sexy exterior houses a very warm and gentle soul who enjoys watching flamingoes fly over the ocean while walking near a sea shore. Long walks on moonlit beaches, by the way, are some of my favorite things, along with puppy dogs with frothing mouth and hot fudge sundaes laced with strychnine. And before you ask, my favorite color is deep episcopalian communism red.
Define love.
Love is the driving force which makes a man ask a woman out on a date. Dating, by the way, is like prostitution, except you don’t always get what you paid for. Moreover, it’s always so surprising when love appears over the horizon. Er, what was the question again?
Do you have a journal?
No. But I do keep a blog.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Absolutely! If there was another me, we’d be the sexiest BFF’s evarr!
Is it the TRUTH?
I don’t know but one thing is for sure, the TRUTH is just out there!
Is it FAIR to all concerned?
Sometimes the TRUTH hurts but I think it’s fair enough. After all, it’s funny when someone gets hurt.
Will it build GOODWILL and BETTER FRIENDSHIPS?
You said it right, man! It’s funny when friends get hurt.
Will it Be BENEFICIAL to All Concerned?
What? Look, I did not lose my right eye in Vietnam so I could answer stupid questions like these!
But you have both your eyes!
Like I said, I did not lose an eye.
Where do you see yourself five years from now?
Prison.
Dedication
Take care because I care even if the Care Bears don’t care!
