TMB Slumbook Galore: The Bim
Name: Noel Eduardo V. Barbieto III Esquire
Alias: The Bim
Hometown: Makati, Mahalin Natin Ito
Birthday: July 8, 1983
Zodiac Sign: Brain Tumor
Motto: Pabalik ka na, papunta pa lang ako.
Describe yourself.
Bum by day, aspiring 3D artist by mid-day, asleep by night.
The Bim’s life has been strewn with misforunte, especially with the ladies. Though recently, I’ve identified the potential problems. Maybe it’s because I spend over 15 hours a day in front of my PC, playing The Sims 2 (because my own real life is boring), sucking at Photoshop and Maya, having cyber-sex with another man posing as a singaporean nurse; all of this while continuously getting fatter and fatter, eating Cheetos and Oishi.
Maybe it’s because I spend the rest of my day reading comics, trying to get wiser with the wisdom contained within the pages of Amazing Spider-Man. Yeah, I heard women don’t find guys trying to stick to walls all that attractive.
The one thing I would’ve been able to use to magnetize the ladies is my pedestrian knowledge of, and skills with guitars. Unfortunately, sooner or later, I quit because I realized I had no talent.
Who is your one true love?
As a kid, I threw open many a page of Spider-Man, and found myself fondling Mr. Dingdong inside my tiny whities to the images of Mary Jane Watson-Parker.
So, seriously, Marvel, if you kill her off, I will write a strongly-worded letter to your offices every day until you ressurect her. Sexier, with nipples showing always, if possible.
How is infatuation different from love?
Infatuation is when you just want to bang someone until you squirt nut-butter all over her stomach, after you’ve given her a dirty sanchez and a lemonade shower.
Love is when you do all those things to her and her bunghole, while respectfully making her swallow your man-mayonnaise, but still be there afterwards to fluff her pillow and, in the morning to get her tea or coffee.
Who do you idolize?
Mike Villar.
No, really.
Who is your crush?
Mike Villar.
Okay, no, not really.
It’s Mickie James, baby!
What is your goal in life
This-
Girls, jumping into my arms.
Dedication:
Please love me, gaiz!
