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Who Should Watch Resident Evil 3: Extinction?

Editor: Rico Mossesgeld | Section: entertainment | | Viewed 850 times.



Resident Evil 3: Extinction

If you’re wondering why you should pay the price of admission for Resident Evil 3: Extinction, here are a few reasons:


  1. You love the video game franchise.

  2. You like explosions and gore (sorry, no sex here)

  3. You like strong female leads.

  4. You find zombies appealing, even if they’re grotesque cliches that would eat your brain and flesh if they had the chance

  5. You like seeing Mila Jovovich’s nipples and her naked clones suspended in liquid. Perv.


On the other hand, you may want to wait for the movie to come out on HBO or on video, because:

  1. The story is confusing and told too quickly.

  2. The acting won’t win anyone Oscars.

  3. There’s no resolution whatsoever.


To summarize, Resident Evil: Extinction is a serviceable action flick. 3 out of 5.

(Originally appeared on Fool for Five)


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Published: Friday October 12, 2007