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TMB Side Projects

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As some of you may already know, Bim and I were recently tasked by The Mordo to handle two new blogs: Comicology and Cinemabuzz!, respectively. Obviously, the former is comics-centric, while the latter deals with midgets in bikinis. Bim and I terribly needing the cheddar for our heroin addiction notwithstanding, we both really love comics and midgets in bikinis, so it wasn’t that difficult for us to accept the interweb overlord’s offer.

Overwhelmed with jealousy, the rest of the Man Blog editors set out to conceive their own side projects; their “B-sites,” if you will. And they were kind enough to have me take a gander at the material they have so far.

First up is Fritz, whose primary blog has the following URL: fritzified.com. Wanting to cash in on the “-fied” suffix that he claims to have popularized (just play along), he decided to come up with a series of blogs which feature the “-fying” of things. So far, Fritz has one site in the works, and it’s called SISQOFIED! (www.sisqofied.com). And in a TMB exclusive, we’re giving you a sneak peek at what will comprise his first four posts:

Now this one, I’m really excited about: Baddie will finally make public his collection of 80s glamour shots featuring women with odd tattoos on their foreheads. The URL for this groundbreaking site will be (What else?): 80sglamourshotsfeaturingwomenwithoddtattooosontheirforeheads.org.

With the recent demise of the TMB Band, Mike, Squid and Steel decided to carry on with a career in music by forming a new group. Coincidentally sharing the letter “V” as the first letter in their respective last names (Villar, Villanueva, Ventus), it was only appropriate and all too obvious for them to name their band “Dutch Oven,” which is the act of farting under your bed sheets, immediately pulling said sheets over your significant other’s head, and subsequently yelling “Dutch Oven!”

Appropriately and obviously, they also borrowed one of Baddie’s photos to use as the cover for their all-Tagalog digital EP, “Mike Villar and the Steelamanders.” It will be available for download next week on their website, dutchovenmusic.net. Below is the aforementioned album cover, and track listing.

Artist: Dutch Oven
Album name: Mike Villar and the Steelamanders

Track Listing:

1. Itim Ang Etits Ni Itay (Kasi Egoy Siya) written by Mike 5:18
2. Tatay Ko Si Dennis Rodman written by Mike 0:03
3. Tatay Ko Si Dennis Rodman (DJ Squid and DJ Steel Remix) written by Squid and Steel 0:03

Ade, the awesome guy that he is, has come up with not one, but two porn sites! Click here and here to see them! I mean, he’s got some really hardcore shit in there. He’s got everything from double-dildoing lesbians, shower voyeur cams, to POV sucking.

The sites are called schminemabuzz.i.ph and schmomicology.i.ph, by the way.

Lastly, we have Pau, whose narcissistic and coprophagic ways inevitably led to the creation of 2paus1cup.com. The concept is very simple: through the magic of CGI, we get two (2) Paus for the price of one (1), and they both get to eat shit out of a cup. Can’t get any simpler than that. How he got Burt Reynolds to give an early review for the site as well is beyond me.