Picking Up Women Series: The Playah’s Guide to Being Discreet
So Mordo’s influential tips and tools of the trade have shaped you into becoming the suave and charming Player that you are. By now you, the flourishing Casanova, are already built to hunt, skilled in the art of seduction and practiced in a plethora of abilities to choose from when attempting to woo a breathless beauty. For the most part, you don’t need to be told how to handle women.
This entry, therefore, is not a standard lecture on the various ways one can approach and seduce a lady; rather, it will serve as a supporting guide to prevent possible catastrophe if in case you happen to ensnare more than one fine female specimen at a given time. Let’s face it, as Mikey pointed out in his previous article, any man can draw multiple attentions by using nothing but sheer confidence. But keeping a number of women without experiencing an upheaval from each other would require another skill.
Rather than being forced to think on the spot if ever you get caught and gamble with potentially disastrous loss (along with nagging, slapping and the whole nine yards), you should have foolproof prevention plans laid out. Have them ready, prepare accordingly and implement each one with careful precision.
Demographics and location
If you find out your prospect lives four or five blocks away from your girlfriend’s house, then forget it. You never go for your office’s pretty HR admin when your other girl works in the same building – even when you’re ten floors far from each other. You’re going to have to be accustomed to a new set of activities when you go out. Oh, and I guess it’s understandable that you must never go to the same mall where you normally take your other girlfriend. Rule of thumb: You never pee in your own swimming pool, mon’. Ever.
Pet names
Hypocorisms might be sweet and all but it has been the bane of every Player’s existence for centuries. Intentionally calling your true girlfriend another pet name may result to WW3. You may just opt to use the same term of endearment for both of your ladyloves or never use any at all. Moreover, calling your girlfriend Lalabs or Pangga makes anyone else within earshot get seizures.
Assumption
Never assume that your girlfriend does not know jack about your every activity. You might have heard about women’s intuition being just a steaming pile of bullcrap. Well, I got news for you buddy – it actually works. Instinct leads to suspicion, which leads to investigation and a lot of sniffing around. Whether be it on your online activities or in reality, you can never afford to be careless at any point.
Three is a Crowd
Keeping two girlfriends at a time requires a great deal of manhandling skills and superspy-level caution. Having another one would surely get your schedule and priorities in jeopardy. If you think you’ve been even remotely successful at keeping two girlfriends in the past, then go ahead and go for a third. Just keep in mind that trust is totally irrepairable once broken. Moreover, keeping three or more girlfriends at once would require vast amounts of wealth and manflesh.
