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In line with our image as being the “The Real Man’s Best Friend Online”, here are some tips for our more chivalrous readers to make oral sex a more palatable experience for their partners. This, however, is a subject that continues to be veiled by myths and, these old wives’ tales aside, there is simply no single concoction for preparing tastier ejaculate. It’s just a matter of taste, really. One woman’s sugar can be another woman’s poison. So rather than laying out a particular menu, let’s look at the assumed effects of certain foods on ejaculation.
Juices from any fruit with high sugar content, such as kiwi, pineapple, cherry, grapes, and mangoes, are said to make semen taste lighter. Acidic fruits (cranberries, lemons, blueberries and plums) produce a pleasant, sugary flavor. In addition, parsley, celery, wheat grass, and leafy veggies have been suggested to contribute to a honey-like tasting man-naise, presumably due to the high chlorophyll content in them.
Beer, coffee and nicotine are believed to have something of an opposite effect, and could leave your girlfriend with a bitter after-taste.
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Man has far evolved from the standard and old-fashioned (yet still formidable) BJ-to-Missionary-to-BJ-to-Cumshot procedure. And in his evolution, Man has beheld playful sexual ingenuity in the form of smurfings, reach-arounds, glory holes, hot carls, and Cincinnati bowties.
He, too, has witnessed a mishmash of erotic visuals such as upskirts, down-blouses, hidden changing room recordings, webcam teasings, and first-person perspectives while being straddled in the cowgirl position.
He’s probably seen everything. Everything but this:
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And rock her bottom it did. It was a bukkake-themed website that leaned heavily on gyne-play. She looked through the categories and clicked on “MILKY,” which led to more categories. Kelly was so ecstatic she felt like shitting. There were five subcategories in total, and Kelly decided on “Lactation and Sperm.” It opened up a new page with eighteen selections, a combination of footage and images. Kelly swallowed. Fucking Japanese fuckers, they’re so damn devoted and dedicated in whatever they do, even porn. Japorn was the best kind of porn out there, and it was what made Kelly cream. She clicked on “Footage One,” and this opened up to more selections. Holy cow, she sure hoped that this wasn’t some lame scam site. But then she saw the word “SUBWAY,” and immediately clicked on that. A footage player window popped up and a footage began, putting all her doubt to rest. What a coincidence she thought as she saw a young and busty Asian girl sitting on a train. There were five guys sitting around her.
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All I need in this life of sin is me and my girlfriend. – Jay-Z, ’03 Bonnie and Clyde
You know, you too can have your Bonnie. It’s true. With a bit of luck and lots of hard work, you too can make it happen. If you’re one of those who are constantly frustrated by the need to conceal the whims and fancies of your perversity from your woman, or bent on hooking up with a chick who’s as perverted as you are, then I implore you to read on.
Now let’s unpack “with a bit of luck and lots of hard work.? No matter how many times you turn it around in your head, good luck is good luck, that is, until it becomes bad luck. Which really means that luck, and all other elements as such, are out of your hands and beyond your control. You must accept this.
Testicles are the dangling pair of male glands that generate sperm and testosterone. More commonly referred to as man eggs, these walnut-sized spheres are also said to control the movement of the lower limbs as a minor strike on the crotchal area can send a man lying face down on the floor uttering all sorts of expletives he can come up with; making the testicles the object of both a man’s superiority and inferiority. 
