Spunkier Man-Jizzle
Nothing more could give a man an immeasurable amount of pleasure than laying back and loving the slow, sensuous feel of a pair of wet, heart-shaped lips wrapped around and moving up and down his stiff willy. More so, getting his girl swallow his man-naise is the most euphoric experience he can have besides watching Monday Night Football on a 50-inch plasma TV.
Sadly, not all women favor the act, but fret not; enhancing the flavor of your manthrax might make them think twice about wasting the fruit of your hard-earned labor. But before I get to the main thought I’d like to point out some of the reasons as to why women adore and abhor the idea.
Now that I got those pointers out of the way, here are some tips for our more chivalrous readers to make oral sex a more palatable experience for their partners. This, however, is a subject that continues to be veiled by myths and, these old wives’ tales aside, there is simply no single recipe for preparing tastier ejaculate. It’s just a matter of taste, really. One woman’s sugar can be another woman’s poison. So rather than laying out a particular menu, let’s look at the assumed effects of certain foods on ejaculation.
Here’s a good concoction recipe I got from FHM.com.ph which is said to improve the taste of our love juice.
1 cup pineapple
1 fresh or canned banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract2 tbsp honey
Additional Options: 1 raw egg white, 2 tbsp wheat germ, 2 tbsp flax seed, 1 shot wheat grass juice
Put all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink instantaneously (arrghhh!). If it doesn’t improve the taste of your spunk, at least you’ll have an idea what your girl would feel and perhaps you’ll stop bugging her to swallow your jizz.
