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The Ultimate Guide on How to Score: Tip #2

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Ever wonder why you get rejected by chicks so often? And I'm not talking about being rejected half-way through a relationship, but right from the get-go. Well, see, I've got this loser friend, or ex-friend rather, who told me that there are only two kinda chicks on this planet:

A) The kinda chicks whom he's interested in, but who are not interested in him, and

B) The kinda chicks who are interested in him, but whom he's not interested in.

If you happen to share his world-view, then you're better off quitting your job or whatever loser piece of shit thing you're doing right now and head off for a monastery in Ulan Bator. I mean, FUCK! Talk about being damned if you do and damned if you don't. You don't need to be Plato or Socrates or a master logician to figure out that A plus B equals NO CHICKS! So what should you do?

CHANGE YOUR WORLD-VIEW.

Consider the following instead:

It's true that there are only two types of women in this world. These two types are:

A) The type of women who are interested in you.

B) The type of women who are not interested in you.

And once you've had this straightened out, do this:

FORGET ABOUT ALL THE WOMEN WHO ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. However hot and tempting they are, accept the fact that they will never, ever become interested in you. And don't ask why, simply accept it.

And once you've gotten over this, you can spend your time and energy more productively on the type of women who are interested in you instead. A word of caution though: when I say "interested in you," I don't mean that they are waiting at your beck and call to pork them. Very few of us are that blessedly lucky. It simply means that they are open to your approach, do not find you yucky, and that you have a chance with them.

I don't know about other guys, but I've never believed in "chasing after someone." I mean, if you have to chase, doesn't it mean that there is no chemistry to begin with? Ah, chemistry. That's the whole point, isn't it? Chemistry is when somehow, two people click, inexplicably, and magically. At the sake of sounding long-winded, however much you desire them, forget about the women who do not click with you, for it is a fruitless endeavour, unless you're talking about rape, something which could be a real fucking turn-on in fantasy, but absolutely abhorrent when translated into reality. (Unless your initials are MV, I guess, heheh. -ed)

In case you're wondering, hmmm, now how the fuck would I know if a chick is interested in me, well, sorry bud, but you gotta wait for the next episode. Until then, keep it hanging.