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The Female Anatomy

Editor: Steel Ventus | Section: tittie-farm | | Viewed 2889 times.



Booties! It is but one of men’s notable instincts to respond immediately to pleasing visual stimuli which include a woman’s well-endowed rack and/or bottom. I am sure a lot of us have experienced coming a wee bit close to a couple of car accidents because we were simply captivated by the surroundings rather than paying complete attention to the road. Nothing makes men wig out more like anything else in this world than gazing on full, well-rounded booties and buns well-placed on a pretty lady’s torso.

Primeval chick Researchers in the area of sexual health hold breastfeeding responsible as to why boys tend to get attracted to boobies as they grow up. Although female babies underwent breastfeeding as well, you may wonder why they aren’t ogling at other women’s boobies when walking down the street. Sociobiologists explain that the men’s attraction to the female breast goes all the way back to when our male ancestors favored women who can provide nourishment and sustenance to their young. Food was not readily obtainable back then, thus chances of survival were very little. Ergo, big-bosomed cavewomen who can give out more milk for their children were highly sought after. Same thing was traced regarding women with full-size buttocks. Primitive chicks who have well-developed hips are believed to be able to bear as many offsprings as the alpha dude would prefer to have.

As a young man I once thought that European men are the luckiest sonsofabitch because most of their countries have topless (or even nude) beaches. For a young chap who lives in a conservative country it was a cornucopia of beautiful live skin and flesh! But as time goes by, I thank God that we live with women who keep their breasts covered most of the time. While watching stark naked women could totally make us happy as swines on a mudpool, nothing beats the sensual excitement that sexy female clothing brings. That’s why women wearing fitted blouses or cotton vests over tank tops or low-cut sleeveless shirts, or chicks with micro-mini skirts or really tight jeans, really fire our engines. The shape and faint nipple or thong outline is just driving us insane. So ladies, if you are one of those who dress uhm, gorgeously, please be kind enough to keep a hanky with you to wipe the drool off your poor voyeuristic date’s chin.

Voyeur


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Published: Thursday July 6, 2006

  1. author picture Mikey
    11:25 PM

    But as time goes by, I thank God that we live with women who keep their breasts covered most of the time.

    dude, only sailors and queers could say such things, and you’re not a sailor. Are you a sailor? Is he a sailor?

  2. author picture watz
    04:44 PM

    Well if he report at every port he is, and can also be compared to a military. What do you think.

  3. author picture Squid
    03:58 PM

    Steel ain’t no sailor. He be a pirate, arr! Just look at his avatar in the forum.

  4. author picture Steel
    05:38 AM

    And I fuckin’ look like Johnny Depp in there! Go check out the forum or Im gonna keel haul you and grow barnacles on ye starboard knacker, you filthy landlubbers!

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