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Voyeurism and Distractions

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If there’s one thing in this world I love to stare at for hours, it is the astonishing symmetry and aesthetic curves of the female form. Not only have I come close to numerous car accidents because of my inadvertent ogling at pretty dames on the streets, but my voyeuristic tendencies had almost cost me my career as well (details some other time). For me there’s no other creature in this planet more beautiful than women.

Now, what’s the word that I’m looking for? Oh yeah—Distraction! Ladies who wear almost next to nothing (or barely leave anything to the imagination) have no consideration and should never be left walking around the street or in the office. For crying out loud, if you’re dressed in an outfit like that, could you please stay away from a man who have a very short attention span and could barely concentrate on his work? Honestly, I think it’s a crime for me not to look though.

Consider these other scenarios:

This could have been a perfect Kodak moment for these two lovers if not for Mr. Smartypant’s involuntary wink.

Douche-dude couldn’t help but provide a stable support on the “right places”

Although Pervy looked like he deliberately chose to dance underneath the ladies’s legs, I believe he was just doing what he thought was the right thing to do.

Even little boys are prone to these kinds of distractions.

Voyeurism, apparently, was the theme of the very popular ad campaign by Wallis, a fashion retail company that is part of the Arcadia Group in the UK.

Here’s my plea to these gorgeous women: If you don’t want to cause men trouble, then please dress accordingly. Sure you might think of men as natural perverts and all but if you don’t want us to look at your titties, cover them. If you don’t want us to ogle at your legs, don’t wear skimpy shorts. There’s no law that prohibits you from wearing a loose t-shirts and baggy pants instead of a low-cut sleeveless tops and pencil-cut skirts that emphasizes your butts. And if you do wear the low-cut sleeveless tops and pencil-cut skirts (that is, of course, if you deserve to wear them because if you don’t and you wear that outfit anyways, expect a beating from a pack of hungry pervs), you’re not allowed to be dismayed when checked out. That is our directive.

Ok I go back to work now.