Weekend Repost Series: Fiddling with Google
News Flash: A bunch of very angry retarded monkeys (ten times as retarded as Ade, which made us editors look like normal people) took over the Man Blog headquarters, deleted the drafts in our database, drank all our Jack and Stoli and stole our porn, leaving us all completely idle for the past couple of days. Mourn with us for a second will you?
Ok that’s enough. So we now kick back in the TMB lounge to drink some booze that’s being served by gorgeous women while playing pool and poker. That made us even lazier. For that reason, I am posting a regurgitated article from exactly a year ago back when I had a penis of a typical teenage Chine…when I was a wee contributor. I picked this one because it features a photo of titties in it. And titties are always awesome.
Remember how the first version of Super Mario Brothers became one of the best computer games in the 80’s and even set the standard for the 8-bit platform all because of that single hidden 1-up mushroom block which changed the entire gaming history altogether? A little alteration can greatly put a zing onto an ordinary, not-so-appealing item and turn it into a fascinating, thought-provoking material.
Take Google for example. For ordinary netizens who use the internet for its basic functions, or just don’t give a damn what else is out there on the web for them to stumble upon (such as Jesus lol or the tubgirl), google.com is just a plain search engine purely designed to well, search for stuff. Judging from its interface alone (white background, google logo, search bar, and not-so-useful links), one might think such a mediocre site puts the “b” in boring.
But then again, thanks to netidiots such as myself, who have nothing better to do except jack off to some kiddie porn site or post stupet entries on their blogs, tricks and pranks hidden between Google’s pages have been discovered and is now about to be exposed.
With that said, here are some cool tricks that will let you customize and add punch to your basic google homepage.
http://007google.com/(your name here).aspx
on your browser’s address bar. For example, http://007google.com/The Man Blog.aspx would yield a Google page that looks something like:
The list goes on but the space is not enough. Besides, I was just trying to look cool and amaze you guys with these lame customizations that most of you probably already know about, not endorse Google. You can find the list of other languages right here. Other great functions (currency conversion, Google Earth, wildcard search, etc.) can be found at Google Guide. Now go forth and amaze your friends with this newfound knowledge. Or better yet, go find yourself a new hobby, wanker!
